From Cuffs to Cannabis Cocktails: A Former Cop’s Take on Weed at Weddings”

From writing reports to decorating cupcakes....

Let me just start by saying: I used to arrest people for weed.

Now I'm writing a blog about putting it in wedding cake.

Life comes at you fast.

🚓 Wait... YOU Were a Cop?

Yes. I was a California police officer for over a decade. I carried a badge, a gun, and a deep sense of suspicion toward anyone who smelled like skunk and sounded like Bob Marley. I specialized in homicide, missing persons, sexual assault, and, yes, sprinkle in some narcotics.

So when I say I never thought I'd be writing about THC drinks at weddings, I mean it with the full power of a formerly straight-laced detective who now coordinates bridal party entrances and taste-tests buttercream frosting for a living.

✨ Plot twist, baby.

💐 But Seriously... Weed at Weddings?

Yep. It's 2025 and weed weddings are no longer just something your stoner cousin Travis dreams about in his mom’s basement.

They're real. They're trending.

And let me tell you: Google searches for "THC drinks at wedding" are HIGH. (Pun absolutely intended.)

Here’s what couples are asking lately:

• “Can I serve THC drinks at my Missouri wedding?”

• “Is it legal to have a weed bar?”

• “Will Grandma know she just ate an infused brownie?”

• “How high is too high for a father-daughter dance?”

  
  

🌽 Here in Missouri… It’s Complicated.

Cannabis is medically and recreationally legal, but technically: you can’t just set up a blunt bar next to the photo booth... unless you own private property, use licensed vendors only, and your officiant isn't also your parole officer.

Also, just because your venue could host a weed wedding doesn't mean they will—I own one and I’m still trying to figure out how to explain THC to the priest who lives here.

😇 My Dad Would Kill Me for Writing This Blog...

Let’s talk about Matt. AKA: my dad. AKA: retired undercover biker cop turned Academy handyman who once thought edibles were “sorcery” and now casually mentions “that Delta 8 stuff” while mowing the lawn. 20 years ago he was undercover and buying weed by the pound, now he sips his THC sleep drink at 8PM and watches “Wheel of Fortune” like it’s a covert op.

He doesn’t fully understand it, but he knows it helps his back, makes HGTV more enjoyable, and somehow makes every snack taste like a gift from the Lord.

So yeah, he would absolutely lose his mind if I publicly supported weed...

But also: he definitely has a stash of CBD gummies labeled “for sleep” that he guards like the Declaration of Independence.

🥂 THC Cocktails: Chic or CHAOS?

Listen, I’m not saying don’t do it. I’m just saying: infused drinks require infused logic.

And maybe a dedicated “chill tent” with bean bags, water, and someone’s cousin playing acoustic guitar for 7 hours straight.

In totally shocking news that would make 2010-me arrest myself, Thee Abbey Kitchen is currently testing out THC-infused drinks. 😳

That’s right. Your favorite cozy, historic restaurant (the one where we serve cinnamon rolls the size of your face) is dipping its toes into the relaxation station. We’re experimenting with a few subtle, sippable creations that could take your Sunday brunch or post-wedding chill session to a whole new level (literally).

Stay tuned for official taste tests, mocktail menus, and possibly a “Matt’s Midnight Mellow Mule” named after Academy Dad himself because nothing says bedtime like a biker-turned-THC enthusiast sipping lavender lemonade with a sleepy smile.

Don’t worry, Grandma. We’re labeling everything. 💚

🚨 Former Cop Advice: Know Your Weed People

If you're going this route, hire a professional.

You wouldn’t trust your cousin Vinny to DJ your first dance. So don’t let him whip up THC sangria in his Honda Civic.

Hire a licensed infusion caterer, someone who:

• Measures milligrams, not “vibes”

• Understands your guests’ tolerance levels

• Doesn’t also sell crystals and NFTs on the side (unless they’re really good at both)

  
  

🎤 But Would We Ever Do a THC Wedding at Arcadia Academy?

Look... our chapel is historic. Our chef (hi Sam) makes 10/10 food. We have on-site lodging, catering, a giant hall that fits 300 guests... but as for a weed bar?

Let’s just say: ask me privately and bring snacks.

💒 Final Thoughts: Do What You Want (Responsibly. And Not in Front of the Priest.)

Whether you’re into infused gummies, THC cocktails, or just want to add “420-friendly” to your wedding hashtag, do your thing. But maybe keep Grandma on a separate menu.

Oh, and if my old police buddies are reading this: This is a parody blog. All characters are fictional. The THC was photoshopped. Don’t call me.

Want to book a wedding that’s classic, magical, and only slightly rebellious? We’ve got the venue, the food, the family drama, and—maybe—Matt with his “sleep gummies.”

🚨 Legal Disclaimer (Because Former Detective Brain Never Dies)

• Always check with your venue, your vendors, and a lawyer (ugh, I know) before lighting up or serving THC products.

• Just because it’s trendy doesn’t mean it’s legal everywhere, know your local and state laws, and don’t let your wedding turn into a courtroom drama.

Cheers!

Chrystal

P.S. PLEASE support locally owned and operated wedding venues like us. I blog because, well, Google likes it, but I also blog so that the word gets out that venues like us exist. Family owned and operated venues are the heart of America!